Functional and Stylish

ask-teemo asked: Taric, what is your secret to being so fabulous? really i need to know it

That, my dear friend, is a secret held within the Gems.

askthewilloftheblades asked: Taric! Do you think I could possibly learn to use gems to augment my own weapons and armor?

Certainly my dear, but only if you are willing to learn the art behind gemstones.  It’s not all flash and glamour, you see.

However, would it be wise to seek more power than you already hold? It would be unfortunate if the Institute of War came after you again. They say High Councilor Morello has it out for you.

theshadowofvergil asked: Why are you the most OUTRAGEOUS support there is? I cannot think of anyone being a better support than you.

It’s so simple, my friend. To be a truly OUTRAGEOUS support, you must wield the power of gems to avail in battle.

sailorshine asked: I love Emeralds, they are so pretty! I'm the Sailor Soldier of Emeralds, Sailor Shine! How do you respond to this? =o

askmalphite:

Magic anon hunt. I don my robes and wizard hat.

Come to me, anon.

ask-vladimir asked: Taric, give me back my hair curler. I know you took it, and I'd appreciate it if you gave it back right. This. Instant.

But Vlad, I though I already made it clear, I don’t need a curler to make my hair this sexy. I’ll send word if it turns up. In the meantime, my offer on the gemstone curlers is still open.